Tiger Woods seriously injured in a single car accident

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  1. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Actually superior to any American news reports...I am disappointed that they went away from traditional japanese animee animation though! :)

    Do you think maybe Tiger saw Mothra and that is why he was distracted and hit the tree?
     
  2. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    After seeing the pictures of his car I'm suprised that the airbags didn't deploy that front fender is pretty much totaled. I guess that is why OnStar didn't make the call to send police/ambulance to the scene. I think airbags have to deploy to set that in motion.
     
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    Tiger doesn't have air bags. He was saved from serious injury by the bags filled with $100 bills in his car.
     
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    Men and women may have different senses of humor on this story. I showed Mike's link to my wife and several people in the office. All of the guys, including me, cracked up royally at the animation of Mrs. Tiger chasing the SUV down the driveway with a 3 iron in her hand. My wife and the several women in the office seemed not as amused

    I guess they either share Corey's high-mindedness or wanted to have the animation show Tiger getting bonked in the skull with the golf club.
     
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  6. Terry O'Keefe

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    Jesper Parnevik has commented on the situation, and not in an esp nice way regarding Tiger...now certainly Tiger deserves the scorn and stuff he's getting but....still Jesper he's going to murder you the next time you're in a foursome dude....better to have kept quiet. :)
     
  7. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

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    And we thought he was just playing a few practice holes. Sources say he's already has the front 9 that's come out of the closet.

    Additionally, it looks like his Mom in Law had to go to the hospital at 0230 hrs today. I'm wondering if she tried to redo the other night, only this time Tiger fought back. :roll:

    1 wife, 2 kids, 9 affairs (and growing). If it's true, how did this guy keep a golf game?
     
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    When you go to a PGA event they go out of their way to make sure cell phones aren't allowed on the course. I used to think it was because their ringing would distract some players. Now I'm not so sure it might not scare the **** out of them. :D
     
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    LOL!!
    :lol:
     
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    I guess he was trying to break both Nicklaus' and Wilt's records.
     
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    Tiger's Tote Board is now up to 10.
     
  12. Terry O'Keefe

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    Who's reporting all this, I don't see it on CNN, Fox or any of the regular places.
     
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  14. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Yikes...Porn Star to Pancake House waitress...who he liked to have "rough sex" with.
     
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    It's the eye of the Tiger,
    it's the thrill of the fight
    Rising up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor
    stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watching us all with the eye of the Tiger

    Face to face, out in the heat
    Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
    They stack the odds, still we take to the street
    For the kill with the skill to survive


    [​IMG]
     
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    I like it! :D
     
  17. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    So when is a bimbo going to come forward with a Tiger love child...has to be one out there, wouldn't you think?
     
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    Terry, when Stu, you, and I ordered breakfast at the Denny's located right next to your motel, didn't the waitress wink at you after you ordered the Grand Slam Special?

    Didn't think much about the incident at the time but....
     
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    LOL! Bobda, I've got to learn to stop drinking coffee when I'm reading your posts.
     
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    I'm sure he used a head cover. :D