More of Our Friends the Animals

Sling shots and tranq guns? Sounds like they need AK47's

 

OOps! "Page doesn't exist."

 

Guess the poster deleted it. Here is a link to a Daily Mail article.

 

Whoa! That's downright creepy, a monkey version of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" with the added spectre of monkey gangs.

 

Say hello to Elsa - picked her up yesterday, the newest member of the Spencer menagerie. Sweet and cuddly as can be, but with a proper dash of attitude and piss and vinegar. Great combination.

 

Love her. Love the name. We had 3 Goldens over the years. Wonderful companions.

 

This youngest generation of cats is disappointing!

 

Two exceptions - Lily and Bart, who will turn two next month...

 

Not animals. Just a peek at "modern" technology:

 

Kind of looks like me in the morning starring at myself in the bathroom mirror .

 

You and me both, Bob.

 

Elsa update - 3 months, 20 pounds on her way to 70-75. Packing on 1/2 lb per day, she's gonna be a pretty big girl unless I run out of money first. Daddy was 110. Stubborn as hell, still full of piss and vinegar and has become convinced that the fairway on #7 is her personal playground

 

Can she track and find your golf ball that goes astray? I've always wanted one of those!

 

She's a real beauty.

 

Now, she much prefers the ones in the fairway. She's got little chance of finding one of mine there!

 

So these two guys are playing and one hits it into the woods. Other guy says "it's gone". First guy says "no, watch this." The ball has a siren that loudly enables him to go into the woods and retrieve it.

Next hole he hits it over into the long grass next to the fairway. "Well, it's gone now". "No, watch this." The ball shoots up a couple of flares allowing him to find and retrieve it.

Next hole he hits it into the water (of course). "Well, it's gone now." "No look, it floats"
"Yeah but it's out in the middle of the lake." "Watch this."...the ball pops open and a sail unfurls and it is blown over to the edge of the water and he retrieves it.

"Wow, that is an amazing golf ball...where did you ever find it"

"Some guy lost it in the middle of the fairway".

 

He'll be here all week, folks!

 

Just a little Komodo Dragon patiently waiting for his drive through fast food order ( 2nd tweet down; poor turtle re 1st tweet).

 

I couldn't use a "funny" emoji because I don't think the poor turtle survived.

 

These cows are not playing hard to get! Probably going to have to carry Samson out of there on a stretcher.