Thanks again guys. I have this record for incredibly awful birthdays. This year: -The KC trip had to be ditched due to financial hardship with Bliss losing her job AND uncertainty about whether or not we'd have Carson. -My friends took me out to dinner which wound up costing me a ton of money when the waiter didn't separate the tickets. He put it on one ticket and let us hash it out at the register.. Everyone nickle and dimed their way out of beers, appetizers etc... We were last to go and got stuck with the bulk of the check. -Then that night, I ate something awful that gave me food poisoning. I have a wicked case of RLS that leads to sleep walking/eating. This happens from time to time. I have some real horror stories. -While laying out sick yesterday, some a-hole was speeding up and down the street using it as his personal drag strip while the kids were out riding their bikes. I went outside to see who the wannabe race star was, and stepped on a root.. that rolled my ankle so bad that it popped. The pop in my ankle was actually louder than the pop the tiki torch made when it snapped as I landed on it.. thus impaling me. Next year, I am getting a panic room for my birthday.
You were a math and accounting major at Miami weren't you? Nope, July 26th is the day.. Myself and Mick Jagger have been holding it down for some time now.