Reports are coming in that Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat died of AIDS. According to multiple sources, including Romanian Intelligence which claims to have recordings, Arafat liked teenage boys and caught AIDS from one of his bodyguards, who were all gay like him. His doctor released a statement today claiming that "Israeli Intelligence infected him with AIDS to cover up the fact that they poisoned him." Hmmmmmm... I say he was a side-saddle cowboy who rode into the wrong cowpuncher...