That's one of the nicknames we have for my son. Some of my other buddy's effectionally call him Tigger. Just got back from a 5 day trip to the Motherland, played Golf in Grand Island and Columbus. The weather on Friday was really frickin' hot in the Island on Friday. Tigger was tired from the 9 hour drive, even though I drove, he was hungry and the heat absolutely melted him all day, so Big Daddy was able to slowly pound him into the ground from tee to green. That doesn't happen all the time. I pissed him off by talking about it all day and night. Saturday we headed back to Columbus to play with Big Daddy senior and my brother. Payback. First hole at QUAIL RUN is a dogleg left par 4 that requires a pretty acurate tee ball to keep in play. Taylor and I played from the tips. To play it safe, I 3 wooded it down the right side and absolutely NUKED the ball, about 230 yds. Feeling pretty good about it, I gave the kid a wink as to say, "I kickin' your ass again today pal". So Whitey said "nice shot dad", but check this out. Tigger then takes his 3 Hybrid, steps on it, and fires one about 10 yds past me. A FRIGGIN Hybrid. He then proceeds to ask me if I heard about the new WALMART they're building in town.....you know, the one in between his ball and mine. We only played 9 holes, but I got spanked pretty good, by a 14 yr old that weighs 140 lbs. I've taken dumps that big. I guess Tigger had a good night sleep. Did I mention I was hung over? :lol: On a side note, because of all the rain they have had up there, the mosquitoes were out of control, and HUGE. I mean HUGE. How huge were they? I saw one that was standing flat footed screwing a Turkey.
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have Inner peace knowing that a worse one is yet to come. (This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.) LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former. LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. (Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water. Expensive clubs have been known to be partly made with this most unusual natural alloy.) LAW 4:Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down. LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe. LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor. LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire. LAW 8: Palm trees eat golf balls. LAW 9: Sand is alive. It will swallow your balls. LAW 10: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination. LAW 11: All 3-woods are demon-possessed . LAW 12: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See LAW 3). LAW 13: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty. LAW 14: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you. LAW 15 : The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be. LAW 16: Golf should be given up at least twice per month. LAW 17 All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset. LAW 18: Since bad shots come in groups of three, your fourth consecutive bad shot is really the beginning of the next group of three. LAW 19: When you look up and cause an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you should have continued watching the ball if you ever want to see it again. LAW 20: The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about your swing. LAW 21: If it isn't broke, try changing your grip. LAW 22: Golfers who claim they don't cheat, also lie. LAW 23: A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck. LAW 24: It's surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you lie 8. LAW 25: Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut. LAW 26: Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts. LAW 27: It's not a gimme if you're still away. LAW 28: The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree. LAW 29: You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time. LAW 30: Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the Universe. LAW 31: If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard. LAW 32: There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove. LAW 33: Hazards attract; fairways repel. LAW 34: You can put "draw" on the ball, you can put "fade" on the ball, but no golfer can put "straight" on the ball. LAW 35: A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours. LAW 36: Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.
AJ Trust me you get used to them kicking your arse. I wish my dad were still alive, at 88 he'd be easy to beat.
I don't know. That boy has spunk to throw that comment at his dad. Especially one as quick with a comeback as you AJ. :wink:
Speaking of Woods, Tiger Woods, that was a pathetic display of golf yesterday. He had no fire, no spirit, he was just going through the motions trying to get out of their. Unless he can get his life back together again and start living and loving it he may never win again.
Better get used to losing to that boy AJ, he's only going to get better. Terry, LOL, way to many rules for me. That's probably the reason I don't play golf.
It's because it was easier to do that than have 5 spectators who would have dug it up for him....remember Tiger and the Boulder in Phoenix?
I've now been told it was because of the temporary stands, so he was getting relief from that obstruction. I'm going to start bringing my own temp stands with me when I play!
OK now somebody else said that the flower bed was declared to be part of the cart path by the rules committee.
I can agree with Tiger on this, I have said it many a time!! Of course for me it's for a single round, I hate it when I can't break 90!!