WEEK IN REVIEW FROM THE MOTHERLAND

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2001
    Messages:
    11,937
    Likes Received:
    416
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    40º 86' N, 96º 68' W
    BAD

    Wainwright was a tragic loss....spring training not even warm yet and I've abandoned all hope.

    Puljols possibly to free agency at years end.

    Americans embarrasing themselves on the golf course.

    Gas 3.24 for the cheap ****

    Charlie Sheen fired

    GOOD

    The New Bo in the B10 has established a new and improved coaching staff. BCS NC coming real soon.

    Sex Trophy #1 is averaging 140+ yds with his.......9 Iron. We played the other day and the marker was about 151 to the middle of the green where he hit a 9 iron.....I dropped one and hit the same 9 iron.....and smooooothhheeeedddd it.....best shot I hit all day.....20 yds short of the kid.

    50 days till the spring game.

    OK, Let's eat!!
     
  2. RECcane

    RECcane Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 1999
    Messages:
    4,256
    Likes Received:
    148
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    "Flaaarida"
    50 gays till the spring game.

    What the hell!!!!?
     
  3. George Krebs

    George Krebs Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 1999
    Messages:
    13,857
    Likes Received:
    308
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Howell Twp. NJ
    50 gays till the spring game.
    Husker a busy man!
     
  4. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2001
    Messages:
    11,937
    Likes Received:
    416
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    40º 86' N, 96º 68' W
    Many thanks to my East Coast Spell Checkers.

    BTW, why, with all that information I posted, the word Gay impressed you 2 the most is beyond me. I mean, I've been married a longtime also guys, but I haven't given up that much hope.
     
  5. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 11, 1999
    Messages:
    63,917
    Likes Received:
    1,771
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    Golf in Feb in Neb??? WTF? :)
     
  6. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2001
    Messages:
    11,937
    Likes Received:
    416
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    40º 86' N, 96º 68' W
    This ain't South Dakota Doc!!
     
  7. RECcane

    RECcane Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 1999
    Messages:
    4,256
    Likes Received:
    148
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    "Flaaarida"
    AJ,

    Just having a little fun with your mistake...I do have to admit that I have never heard of a sex trophy until you mentioned it...Thanks for the laugh!! :D I may have to use that one...
     
  8. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2001
    Messages:
    11,937
    Likes Received:
    416
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    40º 86' N, 96º 68' W
    Oh I know that Rex, just making an observation... :lol:

    Yeah, I got that Sex Trophy comment from the Marine Corps....an Old Crusty 1st Sgt I used to have, used that all the time....When we had a Marine that was worthless, we used to call them "Food Blisters" or "Pigs in Human suits"....Space Monkeys was another one.

    I was told in Boot Camp one time that my daddy shoulda rolled over and shot me out the window....that kinda hurt my feelings at the time.

    I had a Sgt Major tell me one time, "Martin, you'd be better off trapped butt naked in a phone booth, trying to scratch the ass out of a mountain lion, than mess with me. NOW THAT'S A BAD ASS!!
     
  9. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2001
    Messages:
    11,937
    Likes Received:
    416
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    40º 86' N, 96º 68' W
    Ok, so in response to my days and gays slip, nobody caught me purposely refering to Ralph as Rex. {Sigh}

    I'd at least expect Gapper or Gorge to have caught it.
     
  10. RECcane

    RECcane Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 1999
    Messages:
    4,256
    Likes Received:
    148
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    "Flaaarida"
    I caught it because nobody has ever called me Rex before but I was being nice and using my "Southern Hospitality" of being kind to all Marines... :)

    At least I didn't ask if you had a pretty mouth after the gay slip... :p
     
  11. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2001
    Messages:
    11,937
    Likes Received:
    416
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    40º 86' N, 96º 68' W
    LOL...I gonna make you squeal like a piggy boy...

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Stu Ryckman

    Stu Ryckman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 1999
    Messages:
    8,132
    Likes Received:
    585
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Mansfield, OH
    BTW, conference brother...it's now the B1G. :D
     
  13. Sid

    Sid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2002
    Messages:
    16,269
    Likes Received:
    769
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Fishers
    If someone can show me the zero in that logo, I'll eat my hat (not really, but I cannot see the zero).
     
  14. gipper

    gipper Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 11, 1999
    Messages:
    16,497
    Likes Received:
    498
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    The Villages, FL
    Yeah Gapper is getting old pretty soon my best shot of the day will be a smoooth 130yd. 9 iron :)