And I attributed my rise in testosterone to my brand new 52 in. 1080, Samsung, LCD, HD TV. A lot of good the rise did, Mary's out of town.
What? Gipper? You're not Bi-Lingual, Bi-Lateral? Or whatever that word is that you can use the other hand to "Toss the Midget"?
We refer to that particular individual as Miss Michigan. If you've seen a map of the state you get the drift.