Man claims to be raped by Wombat A few things: 1. How did the wombat undress him? 2. How did the wombat penetrate him? Did he burrow? 3. How did the wombat maintain dominance? 4. Australian is a language? 5. Assuming that this did take place, and that is assuming a lot, why tell anyone? 6. Was a rape kit actually done? 7. Were there childhood issues that led the wombat down this path?