THE LINK Here's a couple of zingers that had me laughing.... "A man in a Santa suit robbed a bank in Nashville. Imagine the reaction of kids if Santa's mug shot is on TV? You think Tiger Woods' problems burst some bubbles." "According to a report, on Christmas Eve Washington Wizards teammates Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton drew guns on each other in a locker-room dispute over a gambling debt. It wasn't so scary because as Wizards, each guy only shoots 30 percent."