SO THERE I AM, IN THIS MIDGET STRIP BAR...

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  1. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

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    gettin' a lap dance....Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

    I've been on Terminal leave since July 7th. Went to the Motherland and saw Mert and Fern. Played Golf, drank a bunch of Growlers from Dusters, fired my old guns, fished, went to Pawnee Park and watched a Legion game, checked out the new water park and watched Baseball with my Dad and picked his brains about the old days.

    Still haven't got a job yet, my yard looks real nice though. Golf game is Great!! (Come on down Gipper!!). Still plan on doing the USC trip....still trying to get a better deal than whats being offered.

    Will be slightly unavailable for the next few weeks, I have a bunch of loose ends as well as interviews planned. Haven't forgot about anybody, just busier than a $2.00 Hooker at Mardi Gras....... :lol:
     
  2. gipper

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    Nice to hear from ya AJ. How's the real golfer in the family doing?
     
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    Letting your hair grow out? :D :wink:
     
  4. jif5

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    you are not supposed to have a job after 20 years of breaking ur arse..UR retired now my man...you planned for this day.. ENJOY!
     
  5. George Krebs

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    Welcome back! By the way, how's Jeff Weaver working out for you? :wink:
     
  6. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Good to hear from you AJ. Terminal leave!! That sounds so final, like they are going to take you out and drop you off the bow of a cruiser or carrier with the anchor chain or something like that!! :)


    I guess you heard about poor ole Rhett Bomars troubles. I wonder if the Marines could straighten him out! :)

    Terry
     
  7. DodgerDog

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    Welcome back AJ, its almost football time!
     
  8. GORT

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    What he's not telling is he went and got his retirement physical and the guy lost his wedding ring when he tested his prostate so he had to undergo surgery to remove it. He tried to pass is but it was lodged up there pretty far from what the doc said. AJ had a 50/50 chance of survival as you can see he pulled through
     
  9. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    LOL...I just spit cola through my nose!! :)
     
  10. Tennessee Tom

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    So... what are you saying about the BRB? A doctor uses an examination glove and does not use his ring finger. Just who was this masked person performing the exam? ... one of the midget strippers possibly? :lol:
     
  11. GORT

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    I dunno Tom all Huskerman said was "that son of a b!*ch must wrestle in his spare time"!

    Just for clarification I made that stuff up lol. I thought it had a good story background don't ya think lol.
     
  12. Tennessee Tom

    Tennessee Tom Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Now I can read between the lines. The BRB now has GORT tied up and is typing retractions in his name.

    Anyone got pictures of BRB's face during this rectal exam by the 3 ft tall princess humpabum. Face only mind you. We don't want to see the rest! :lol: :shock:
     
  13. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    We sure don't want any pictures of the other end!! 8) 8) 8) 8)