NFL Schedule Parity

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  1. George Krebs

    George Krebs Well-Known Member

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    A you know, the NFL goes to extremes to ensure parity each year. The Detroit Lions recently concluded a 0-16 season so the league office has gone to extremes to help them out in 2009.


    2009 DETROIT LIONS SCHEDULE

    September
    13..................... Taft Junior High School
    20......................Cub Scout Troop #101
    27..................... Detroit Blind Academy

    October
    04.....................Spanish American War Vets
    11.....................Crippled Children's Home
    18.................... Eloise Mental Hospital
    25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353

    November
    01.....................Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
    08........ .............Fraser Boys Choir
    15.....................Korean Vets
    22..................... National Hospital Pastoral Ministers
    26.................... Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team

    SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

    December
    08.................... Grand Rapids Gay Boys Clubs

    Proposed Rules Changes

    The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

    The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

    The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

    The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

    ** NAME CHANGE **

    The Detroit Lions will be changed to the " Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
     
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    Some optimists here think that next year could be a 10 win season.....but many of us are not so sure. There are some difficult games on that schedule.....if you're the Lions. :D
     
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    The one George posted, the actual schedule, or both :?: :?: :?:
     
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    I thought it was early for next year's schedule to be out. Looking at the one George posted, I think it could be a phoney. I heard that on Thanksgiving this year that they would be playing the Mackinac Island Fudge Packers. It used to be that the Lions played the Packers every Thanksgiving.