News Flash: Nick Saban will only dress 30 players

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  1. Gator Bill

    Gator Bill Well-Known Member Administrator

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    for Saturday's game. The rest will have to dress themselves.

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    How did the Alabama player die from drinking milk?

    The cow fell on him.

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    A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke.

    The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?"

    The guy says, "Nah."

    To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?"

    The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."

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    Two boys are playing football in a vacant lot when one of the boys is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the first little boy rips a board off a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck and killing him instantly.

    A reporter, who happens to be strolling nearby, sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "That was the most incredible act of bravery I've ever seen!" the reporter exclaims. He whips out his notebook and furiously scribbles the headline: "Young Bama Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal!"

    The little hero sees this and says, "But sir, I'm not a Bama Fan, I'm an Auburn Fan!"

    The reporter looks warily at the boy for a moment, then flips the page and begins a new headline: "Little Redneck Kills Beloved Family Pet"

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    Have a great day, we are leaving for the game.
     
  2. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Thanks Bill those brought a smile to my face!
     
  3. Sid

    Sid Well-Known Member

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    Funny! :lol:

    I can use those for Southern Cal.
     
  4. Gator Bill

    Gator Bill Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Saban must have read them with the thrashing they gave my poor Gators tonight.

    Well have to get to bed and up early enough to drive back to North Carolina tomorrow.
     
  5. kp

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    Good ones, Bill. I chuckled at them yesterday. I laughed my ass off at them today. I don't know what changed? :wink:
     
  6. Gator Bill

    Gator Bill Well-Known Member Administrator

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    I think I know kp. :)