New York asks New Jersey, "Did you fart?"

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  1. Bear Down Rick

    Bear Down Rick Well-Known Member

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    CNN: New Jersey sniffed out as source of stench<i></i>
    I'd heard the Mexican restaurants in Joisey aren't so hot...
     
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    Well then you heard wrong amigo! Jose Tejas in Woodbridge es muy bueno!

    About yesterday... I farted.
     
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    Jose Tejas?.....hhhmmmmmm.

    Honey, how about Italian tonite? :lol:
     
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    George Krebs Well-Known Member

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    Sounded so nice
    he said it twice.

    Jarhead! :lol:
     
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    If the Mex is a chain, you must abstain.

    - Juan Cochrane

    :D
     
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    I measure good Mexican food by how many times I have to "drop the kids off at the pool" in the ensuing 48 hours. This establishment meets that test.

    Ariba!

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    Bear Down Rick Well-Known Member

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    a.k.a. "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl"

    :D
     
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    or the venerable "drop a deuce".

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    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

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    In Marine language we say, "I'm touching cloth" or "I've got Jumpers at the door" or how about "Prairie Dogging"
     
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    For you Food Network aficianados we have "pinching a loaf"

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    For classical music fans - Conduct a movement.

    For Gonzo - Heave a Havana.

    For pet lovers - Grow a tail.

    For computer geeks - Download some brownware, Execute a core dump.

    For war/history buffs - Sink the Bismarck, Launch a torpedo, Drop your ordinance.

    For outdoorsmen - Saw off a log, Take a steamer.

    For investors - Make a deposit at the porcelain bank, Barbarians at the gate.

    For Oklahomans - "Here I sit, cheeks-a-flexin'..."

    :D
     
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    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

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    Grow a Tail......LOL!!
     
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    Great stuff, Rick

    For movie buffs.......

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    "I've got turtle head pokin' out"
     
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    Bear Down Rick, Jan 11, 2007
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