Predictions for the Husker FB Season 2008 San Jose State -W- 77-0 Joe Ganz intercepts his own pass for a TD. New Mexico State -W- 56-3 Bo Pelini pulls starters with 1:13 left in game for allowing first points of season. Virginia Tech -W- 35-31 Bo Pelini tackles VT kick returner running down sideline to save the game for NU. Bo Pelini fined $10,000 by NCAA and must sit out 2 game suspension. W. Michigan -W- 88-0 Tom Osborne reinstated as interim coach until Pelini comes off suspension. Missouri -W- 42-7 Chase Daniel has 4 picks, (2 int, 2 nose) the second interception returned by a player with the name Bolini written by a Sharpie on the back of a plain white t-shirt. Bo Pelini was unable to be reached for comment after the game due to his suspension from coaching duties. Texas Tech -W- 70-10 Bo instructs the defense to allow TT to score 10 points in the final minute to avenge 2004 game. Iowa State -W- 93-0 Bo asks T.O. if he has the power to kick ISU out of the Big 12. Baylor -W- 4-0 Bo asks band if they had ever thought of playing offense. ESPN runs human interest story on the day. Defense holds Baylor to -56 yards with two safeties. Oklahoma -W- 28-27 Bo sends busload of NU sorority girls to Oklahoma's hotel. When asked by ESPN to comment on the move by Pelini, Bob Stoops admits it was a good coaching move, and that he honestly should have thought of it first. Kansas -W- 51-10 During halftime, Pelini tells his players "I'm thinkin' National Championship." Mangino tells his: "I'm thinkin' Arby's" Kansas State -W- 70-3 After the game Pelini rushes to the other sideline and yells at Prince for allowing him to run up the score. Colorado -W- 69-14 Pelini has each player go over to the Colorado sideline and tell Hawkins that bowl cuts are out of style. Coach Hawkins goes to the locker room to cry it out and his son stays to console him most of the game. Texas- B12 Championship -W- 34-21 Pelini sneaks into Bevo's stable and cuts out major organs, feeding them to his defensive players. PETA bans Pelini from the state of Texas. Florida - NC Game -W- 45-17 In his halftime speech, Bo tells a story from his childhood, how an alligator killed his father and ran off with his mother and all he ever wanted was revenge. The Huskers respond by scoring 45 unanswered points.
Only thing missing Jif is Coastal Carolina, right!! No big time team would ever stoop so low as to schedule them would they? 8) 8) And surely no big time school would ever put both Eastern Illinois and Eastern Michigan on their schedules would they?? 8) 8) BTW does Temple still play football?
I almost thought it was realistic until Nebraska scores 45 points against Florida in the 2nd half. :twisted: :twisted:
It certainly wouldn't be the first time Nebraska kicked our cans, but even with that last ass whipping I don't think you scored 45 in one half. I could be wrong though. Tell you what I'll take the scenario up to that game, then a different outcome for the BCS Championship.
Oh Bill, it's probably just me. Math for Marines is pretty simple....(Click)...hey...I'm outa ammo....
The road is scary JOCO...that's why after watching the Irish this year, we're gonna go right at the fork in the road...
well <r>it starts with a coin toss, and it can all go downhill from there <E></E><br/> <br/> I actually have faith that Bo will win 9 games at least next year.</r>
AJ, you had me until this bit here: The plan falls apart at this point, because Bo is going to find a steer that's a couple nuts short of a full load! Why do you think old Bevo has that "kill me, PLEASE!" look in his eyes every time a camera hits him? 8)