Near Year Funny

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  1. Gator Bill

    Gator Bill Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Supposedly from an actual trail transcript

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
    did you check for a pulse?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
    began the autopsy?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

    ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.



    Not gipper of course! :lol: :lol:
     
  2. Bear Down Rick

    Bear Down Rick Well-Known Member

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    You hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

    He works his problems out with a pencil.

    :D
     
  3. Gator Bill

    Gator Bill Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Pretty good Rick, but now that most math classes in college are taught with calculators I wonder just how the constipated mathematician would handle that?

    :roll: :roll:
     
  4. Bear Down Rick

    Bear Down Rick Well-Known Member

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    He's a mathematician. He's already been to school.

    Let's not get too picayune here. After all, did I point out that the vast majority of courtroom proceedings today are handled in courtrooms and not in the wilderness?
    :D :D
     
  5. Gator Bill

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    Yeah but what would he do if he were a recent gratuate?

    Opps, I spelled trial wrong and it's to late to edit!

    Oh well spelling has always been my weak point!
     
  6. Bear Down Rick

    Bear Down Rick Well-Known Member

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    No worries on "trial", or "graduate" or even "oops" for that matter.

    I expect a good mathematician can do it old school.

    :D
     
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  8. Bear Down Rick

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    Spelling, actually....

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