Supposedly from an actual trail transcript ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Not gipper of course! :lol: :lol:
Pretty good Rick, but now that most math classes in college are taught with calculators I wonder just how the constipated mathematician would handle that? :roll: :roll:
He's a mathematician. He's already been to school. Let's not get too picayune here. After all, did I point out that the vast majority of courtroom proceedings today are handled in courtrooms and not in the wilderness?
Yeah but what would he do if he were a recent gratuate? Opps, I spelled trial wrong and it's to late to edit! Oh well spelling has always been my weak point!
No worries on "trial", or "graduate" or even "oops" for that matter. I expect a good mathematician can do it old school.