Camp Obama

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  1. JO'Co

    JO'Co Well-Known Member

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    For those who remember "Hello Mother, hello father"

    My Son, The Dirtbag
    Home - by BigFurHat - November 14, 2011 - 13:30 America/New_York -

    Iowahawk-
    Hello Faddah
    Hello Mama
    I’m Occupying
    Camp Obama
    I’m protesting
    Wall Street grabbings
    And trying to avoid the hobo stabbings

    On my iPhone
    With my last tweet
    I down-twinkled
    Jews on Wall Street
    Please don’t worry
    About psychosis
    ‘Cause my Guy Fawkes mask repels tuberculosis

    We are saving
    This whole nation
    With some squad car
    Defecation
    We went marching
    in Zucotti
    And got applauded by the Nazi Party

    There’s a raping
    Every day now
    Some are straight and
    Some are gay now
    Latest outbreak
    Dysentery
    In the food tent over by the Ben & Jerry’s

    Taaaake me home
    Oh Dad and Mama
    Taaaake me home
    From Camp Obama
    Don’t leave me
    Out in the plaza scent
    Made by
    The 99 percent

    Cosign loans
    Oh Dad and Mama
    Don’t make groans
    Oh Dad and Mama
    ‘Cause Van Jones
    Assures me that it’s cool
    For me
    To go to graduate schooooool

    Just a minute
    Dad and Mama
    Got a message
    From Obama
    He doesn’t like the
    way we’re livin’
    So our student loans are hereby all forgiven

    No more worries
    No more bothers
    All thanks to our
    Founding fathers
    Our dear leaders
    won’t let me fail
    Dear Mom and Dad please disregard this email
     
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    A Poem

    This was at IOTW
    Home - by BigFurHat - November 16, 2011 - 16:00 America/New_York - 2 Comments

    Lazy

    I’m fainéant, I’m indolent,

    I’m otiose and slow:

    According to the President,

    It started long ago.

    I’m futile and superfluous,

    A shiftless kind of guy;

    I often marvel at the way

    I manage to get by.

    But when I’m called a lazybones

    By people who are paid

    Their salary from my weekly check,

    I feel downright betrayed.

    For even though I do not golf

    A dozen rounds a week,

    I often exercise a bit,

    Despite his harsh critique.

    Perhaps he thinks a little scorn

    Would do my body good,

    And get me off my La-Z-Boy,

    The way he knows I should.

    But I can promise he and his

    That I will find a way,

    To exercise my right to vote

    The next election day.

    For neither rain nor snow nor sleet

    Nor hurricanes nor drought,

    Will keep me from a little walk

    To vote Obama out.


    - The Bard of Murdock
     
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    The latest stories about Obama being gay. These stories go all the way back to when he was a student at Occidental College and what's most interesting; they're the only existing tales of him ever dating anyone...

    http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/11/16/why-is-obamas-body-man-reggie-love-leaving/
     
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    What alwasy gets me about this "man behind the curtain" is that there are never any references to his childhood or early life. No old friends or classmates, old girlfriends. No anecdotes.

    Its as if he appeared out of the mist about ten years ago.
     
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    He's the first president in almost 100 years not to release his school grades. What's he hiding? By his own admission, he took drugs and didn't take school seriously as a boy. How does that get you into Occidental College, Columbia University and Harvard Law School? How did he get on the Harvard Law Review? In the entire history of the Harvard Law Review, only ONE student who was on there failed to publish anything: Barack Obama. Who paid for all of these very expensive colleges?

    Enquiring minds want to know...
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    Occupy Christmas in Washington DC
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    BTW-
    Occupy hackers are now releasing personal info on police around the country for revenge...

    Washington Times
    Computer hackers are avenging the Occupy movement by exposing the personal information of police officers who evicted protesters and threatening family-values advocates who led a boycott of an American Muslim television show.

    In three Internet postings last week, hackers from the loose online coalition called Anonymous published the email and physical addresses, phone numbers and, in some cases, salary details of thousands of law enforcement officers all over the country.

    The hackers said they were retaliating for police violence during evictions of Occupy protest camps in cities around the country, but law enforcement advocates slammed the disclosures as dangerous.

    “I hope the individuals behind these cyberattacks understand the consequences of what they are doing,” said John Adler, president of the Federal Law Enforcement Officers Association. “There are very dangerous criminals out there who might seek retribution” against any of these police officers.