Bingo!

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  1. George Krebs

    George Krebs Well-Known Member

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    I thought this was pretty funny....

    Rules for ******** Bingo

    1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your
    "******** Bingo" card by drawing a square

    (I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns
    --five across and five down.

    That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.)

    2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

    • Restored our reputation
    • Strategic fit
    • Let me be clear
    • Make no mistake
    • Back from the brink
    • Signs of recovery
    • Out of the loop
    • Benchmark
    • Job creation
    • Fiscal restraint
    • Win-win
    • Affordable health care
    • Previous Administration
    • Greed on Wall Street
    • At the end of the day
    • Empower (or empowerment)
    • Touch base
    • Mindset
    • Corporate greed
    • Ballpark
    • Game plan
    • Leverage
    • Inherited as in "I inherited this mess”
    • Relief for working families

    3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.


    4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally,
    stand up and shout

    "********!"


    Testimonials from past satisfied "******** Bingo" players:

    "I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won."
    - Jack W., Boston

    "My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David
    D., Florida

    "What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first
    win." - Bill R., New York City

    “The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for
    the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

    "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "********!" for the
    third time in two hours." - Harry A, Chantilly
     
  2. Terry O'Keefe

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    That's funny.
     
  3. George Krebs

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    The one Bush used to use that I despised was " we are bring freedom to freedom loving peoples"

    My son, just back from the Sandbox the first time he heard it, was incredulous. He said "Dad, they wash their hair in the toilet and wipe their ass with their bare hand ( no tp ). They have no idea what freedom is and don't reallt want it".