Big 10 Network Schedule Announcement

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  1. Stu Ryckman

    Stu Ryckman Well-Known Member

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    Pulled this from the Purdue Sports List: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    The first day of programming on the Big Ten Network has just been announced …
    - 11 am: The symbolic launch time was going to be 10 am, but like the misnamed league itself, it starts at 11.
    - 11 am to 11:01 am: Great Ohio State Performances vs. the SEC
    - 11:01 am to 11:05 am: Ads for the Big Ten Network
    - 11:05 am to 11:30 am: Dr. Phil: Helping Michigan State cope with living in Michigan’s shadow
    - 11:30 am to 12:30 pm: The Jim Tressel Variety Hour. Along with his always edgy monologue, watch as the Buckeye coach performs magic, does a little soft-shoe, and joins Sanjaya to bring down the house with a rendition of “Besame Mucho.”
    - 12:30 to 12:31: Great Moments in Non-Revenue Sports History
    - 12:31 to 12:40: Ads for the Big Ten Network
    - 12:40 to 12:42: Michigan Running Backs and the NFL
    - 12:42 to 1: Ads for the Big Ten Network
    - 1 to 2: Flavor of Zook
    - 2 to 3: The BTN True Hollywood Story: Iowa and the 1986 Rose Bowl
    - 3 to 4: The Joe Paterno Party Machine. The legendary head coach welcomes Common, Hot Dollar, and Maroon 5
    - 4 to 5: Pat Fitzgerald is 35 … and Coaching
    - 5 to 6: Battle of the Mediocre Former Head Coaches. Watch as John Gutekunst, John Mackovic, Jim Colletto, Bobby Williams and Don Morton compete in media relations, film study, booster kissing and maintaining institutional control.
    - 6 to 7: What Not To Wear: Stacy and Clinton raid Joe Tiller’s wardrobe and subject him to the 360-degree mirror in an attempt to makeover the Purdue head coach
    - 7 to 7:30: Ads for the Big Ten Network
    - 7:30 to 8: Top Chef: Trying to recreate the Wisconsin experience with brats, La Bamba burritos and Parthenon gyros
    - 8 pm to 11 pm: "The Knight Years--when men were men"
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  2. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    That is VERY funny!
     
  4. Tennessee Tom

    Tennessee Tom Well-Known Member Administrator

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    I'm glad a Big Ten guy said that ans opposed to a SEC guy. :shock:
     
  5. Stu Ryckman

    Stu Ryckman Well-Known Member

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    Contrary to conventional wisdom, we do have the ability to laugh at ourselves. :wink:
     
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    Tennessee Tom Well-Known Member Administrator

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    ... and if we Tennessee fans couldn't, there would have been a crap pot full of suicides after the Vandy loss of 2005. :?
     
  7. Motorcity Gator

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    "I'm glad a Big Ten guy said that as opposed to a SEC guy."

    I can think of one SEC guy I know very well in particular not allowed to mention it....

    Anyway...very funny Stu..... :lol: :lol: thanks for posting...