As the SEC turns...

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  1. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

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    :roll: HUGE EYE ROLL I MIGHT ADD.

    Cast of characters and a season review:

    Lane Kiffin
    Lane Kiffin's comments
    Gator Bill, MCG, Corey
    The Florida Arkansas game
    TT's final season
    Bama whips Florida's ass
    MCG,MCG,MCG
    KP smiles
    MCG, MCG, MCG
    KP still smiling
    COREY unloads
    Cue 3 1/2 weeks of MCG, COREY, GATOR BILL, MCG with special guest appearenace by KP and Bryan
    Urban's retirement (TBA)
    Urban's resignation
    Urban's been misquoted
    Urban's been misdiagnosed
    Urban's been reassigned
    Urban's been reemployed
    Urban's been put on a leave of absence
    Urban's been made AD with all FB operations and decisions and oversight
    MCG, GATOR BILL, COREY AND MCG saga still continues
    1ST SHUTOUT IN HOLIDAY BOWL HISTORY AND NEBRASKA BOWL HISTORY HAPPENS ON DEC 30TH.
    1st copies of Holiday Bowl DVD's are produced.
    More MCG, COREY, GATOR BILL and cameo's of KP
    Florida beats Cincy in the most boring SB ever viewed
    MCG, GB, COREY tread water till Jan 7th

    BAMA WHIPS TEXAS...WINS NC...Oh GOD, here we go.
    COREY, MCG, GB, MCG, MCG, COREY, GB, cameo by KP, MCG, GBG, COREY, GB, COREY, GB, COREY, GB, COREY....DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!

    Lane Kiffin bales on TN....Haiti's earthquake on page 2
    Tenn Tom forced to take unplanned vacation days from work

    Did I miss anything?

    :lol:


    Editors note: Laugh folks, I did. :D

    Remember....humor is the vitamin of life.
     
  2. Tennessee Tom

    Tennessee Tom Well-Known Member Administrator

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    You left out: Tennessee hires the spawn of Georgia. Everyone knows that Mike Hamilton is the devil... The Devil went down to Georgia lookin' for a soul to steal. :p

    He was in a bind
    He was way behind...
    He was willin' to make a deal. :shock:
     
  3. Cindy McCord

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    But he found that soul in LA (Louisiana I mean)... :roll:
     
  4. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Have you got an Agent yet AJ, I'd be glad to represent you. I'm pretty sure I can make you a STAR! :)

    Oh wait Susan Lucci on line 2 I'll get back to you.
     
  5. IrishCorey

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    AJ,

    I liked it.

    Just watch the next 3 to 8 months unfolder. The devil's in the details 'dawn heya'... the gettin is good if you're a fly on the wall without a dog in the fight.
     
  6. Gator Bill

    Gator Bill Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Very good AJ.

    You might add that the Alabama - Texas match was the 4th in a row for the SEC.

    And that after the SEC Championship game Corey announced that Alabama now owned Florida. Strangely they year before when Florida won Florida didn't own Alabama.

    I think maybe you need to weave in recruiting also.

    And some sort of special note about the guru of the SEC Paul Finebaum.

    After those additions then I agree that you are ready to take on Terry O as an agent. :)
     
  7. Motorcity Gator

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    Add in the fact that MCG was never threatened by LK but now is mortified by the son of the devil....VD..and it's possible DD stands for deep doodoo... :D
     
  8. kp

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    And kp is still smiling. I might have to have surgery to remove the smile. .... but not for a year :D
     
  9. Motorcity Gator

    Motorcity Gator Well-Known Member

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    With a 3-4 record vs. Florida in SEC CG I would say Bama is just renting....not owning. 8)
     
  10. Gator Bill

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    Kp, some advice that I am sure you probably don't need. Keep the smile for at least the year. Way to many Gator fans didn't enjoy last season even during the regular season.

    Even though we would win to many of them thought the offense didn't produce enough, yada yada yada, the pessimists didn't allow themselves to enjoy the season.

    Some how I don't think that's you though. :)
     
  11. IrishCorey

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    Edit Bill...

    A week later and you still can't let it go...I said they replaced you, not 'owned' you..but since you insist on pushing for confrontation (how moderate of you)...

    In the last 10 years, Alabama is 4-2 against you. In 3 of those 4 wins, they flat beat your ass.

    I believe they replaced you as SEC Champ (unless that SECCG now means nothing to you?), and you can't handle that. You guys had a nice run against Alabama from 1987 to 1998 which showed you go 7-1 against them.. but prior to that and for the past 10 years, Alabama has 'owned' you now that you point it out.

    You do have a nice SECCG game win against them in the SECCG last year and a 2 TD win in the Swamp back in 06.

    You had a tight loss to them in 99 (40-39) at the Swamp, but the other 3 ain't pretty:

    -1999 SECCG Alabama 34 Florida 7
    -2005 Alabama 31-3
    -2009 SECCG Alabama 32-13.

    I keep trying to avoid FL things and you keep bringing it up
     
  12. Gator Bill

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    Geez Corey, AJ did it in jest, I added it in jest, sorry I hit a nerve.

    Accept my apology.
     
  13. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Just remember Bill, Corey is not trapped in here with all of us....we're all trapped in here with him!! :)

    I wonder if Corey can name the movie! I got that from! :)
     
  14. IrishCorey

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    bill,

    I'd be willing to believe that and apologize if it were not for your incessant whining on the subject.

    Terry,

    one flew over the cuckoos nest?
     
  15. Gator Bill

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    Ah, Corey, always the gracious one.

    Believe it.
     
  16. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Not even close....clue it was uttered in a prison chow line.
     
  17. IrishCorey

    IrishCorey Well-Known Member

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    oh oh oh..

    shawshank redemption
     
  18. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Nope

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  19. IrishCorey

    IrishCorey Well-Known Member

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    The Watchmen

    "I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me!"
     
  20. IrishCorey

    IrishCorey Well-Known Member

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    I always think of The Watchmen in terms of a graphic novel though.

    ps

    Rorschach is one of my favorite literary characters of all time. That series actually has two of them.