How to make an American feel better, just talk about the French... http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-20/french-workers-who-talk-for-3-hours-don-t-cut-it-titan-says.html
Q. Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France? A. They do not know how to say "CHARGE!" Q: What do women who are snipers in the French military use as camouflage? A: Their armpits. Q: What does a French military alliance and a French romance have in common? A: Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless. "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the Nazis?" -- Dennis Miller Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish? A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish. Why should we expect the French to help us liberate Iraq, they didn't help us liberate France! Men’s Room graffiti: "Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth to another Frenchman. Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead French man In the middle of the road? A: There are skid marks In front of the skunk. Q: How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant! Q: Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees? A: So the Germans could march in the shade. Q: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A: Bisexual. Q: What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France? A: Linoleum blownapart.