I think the little guy mentioned in the linked article has eating and drinking habits that could make him a boon companion to Whobedis although the cub seems to prefer the hard stuff as opposed to Four Horsemen Ale. A real party animal: http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/05/D8ILQ4003.html
Well he'd be close but the Buick Convertable would eliminate him for Whobe, who prefers a top on his road boat to protect his delicate epidermis!