George W. Bush and Barack Obama coincidentally ended up at the same barber shop one morning. Even though the men were seated in adjacent barber chairs there was total silence in the shop. Even their usually chatty barbers were afraid to start a conversation for fear it would eventually turn to politics and start a heated argument. When the barbers finished shaving their customers, Obama’s barber reached for a bottle of aftershave. Obama grabbed his arm, “No aftershave for me. Michelle will smell that foo-foo juice on me and think I've been in a whorehouse all morning.” Bush’s barber held up a bottle of aftershave and said, “How about you sir?” Bush replied, “You bet, slap it on. Laura has no idea what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”