Texas vs Ohio State.

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  1. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Well game prep starts today.

    To do list.

    1. Get complimentary Cinamon Cigarettes to put in G-Mans Room.

    2. Pickup Exploding Cigar for Stu post game.

    3. Get itching powder to sprinkle in G-Mans and Stu's beds when they aren't looking.

    4. Refill Shiner Bock bottles with Fire Water.

    5. Get Alkaseltzer tablets that have had Habenero powder mixed into them for Stu and Gerry's post meal mints.

    6. Arrange for real mexican banditio to rob Stu in his room, must have full uniform with crossed Ammo belts and old time mexican hat. Bullets must be blanks though to prevent accidents.


    Any other suggestions to help make their stay friendly would be welcome!! I want to be a good host. :twisted: :twisted:
     
  2. BuckeyeT

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    I see the Longhorns open up at 2 1/2 point favorite....sounds like the kicking game could be the difference maker - we have no chance.

    Puff, puff, puff...... :wink:

    Terry
     
  3. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Rob Oller tosses first bomb in the war of words. In an article today in the Dispatch Online he makes a one line comment that Longhorn boosters make Illegal payments to players. I'm surprised his editor would let him make a comment like that off the cuff with no supporting evidence or anything. :evil: :evil:

    Rob Ollers Article
     
  4. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Uh Oh.... Longhorn CB Tarrell Brown was arrested last night for possesion of Mary Jane and Unlawfull possession of a handgun. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.

    I wonder what Mack will do, he should be suspended.


    Terry
     
  5. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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  6. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Both of his replacements are freshmen....somewhere Troy Smith is licking his chops. :(
     
  7. BuckeyeT

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    Who knows TOK....they must be prepping for interviews with the NY Times or ESPN. His pieces are typically full of silly tongue in cheek crap but he surely could have gone in any number of different directions.

    Sorry to hear about young Mr Brown.....DB's will go to any length to stay away from Teddy.

    Crazy sighting of the day last Saturday - Buckeyes go 5 wide, NIU corner singled up on Ginn jumps up into his chest in press coverage......see ya -
    touchdown Buckeyes.

    Terry
     
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    :shock: Sounds like "Doc Tooth" is planning a very "warm' welcome.
    He's got the interior lines of supply and I can't even get hair-gel on the plane(no bald jokes dammit! there's still some left up there) :D

    I just got home from work and will review the tape of sat's game before I comment but that Texas spot sounds about right for me.
    Terry my buddy at the airport "suggested" I don't plan on any "four ponies" in the baggage , so I'm afaird I'll be coming empty handed( damn sheet-heads!)
     
  9. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    8)
    I'm for Ohio State...
     
  11. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Don't worry, I drink my fill of Four Horsemans at the source!! :)
     
  12. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Hey Itsy Bitsy, how many pieces those big bad buckeyes going to tear the Longhorns into !! 8) 8)
     
  13. Bobdawolverweasel

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    Hey O'Keefe. Lay off Jo Co and chill out, Texas Longhorn rasta style....

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  14. Bear Down Rick

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    Those are some impressive numbers for each team. One quibble, though: Woody Hayes' record is 205-61-10, with one knockout :D
     
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    Bobda.......LOL!!
     
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    Bobdawolverweasel Well-Known Member

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    Impressive numbers? The Houston Chronicle reported that this is the seventh Longhorn busted for weed in recent years. Pretty soon, folks are going think a Longhorn scrimmage looks like this:

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  17. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Lady Longhorn Dentist's have volunteered to pickup the Buckeyes at the Airport. There is a possible communications problem, so the Lady DDS will come around again, and again, till they get them all! :)

    Terry
     
  18. Don Ballard

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    I expect Terell Brown to play at CB. He my not start, but he will play!

    Any disagree?

    Don
     
  19. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Turns out there were 3 guys, Aaron Harris who has graduated and Brown and Gatewood two current players. Harris was driving and was the rube who offered up to the Cop he had smoked some ganja after he passed a field soberity test. They then found the MJ.

    According to Browns and Gatewoods attny, both players asked to be drug tested to prove that the MJ wasn't theirs and that they hadn't smoked any, and they passed the drug test. They also said that Gatewood had just purchased the gun for target practice and that Brown only had it in his lap so they wouldn't forget to take into the house when they got home.

    Their attny said the whole thing would be resolved quickly.

    Terry
     
  20. Don Ballard

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    Looks like the players involved have been suspended and will not play.

    I applaud Mack Brown's handling of the situation.

    Just a side note, Tressel says he voted Texas #1 on his ballot, since they were national champs and have not been defeated YET!

    Don :wink: