Ohio State iphone apps

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  1. Don Ballard

    Don Ballard Well-Known Member

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    OSU Vs. Michigan



    A man dressed in Scarlet and Gray walks into an Ann Arbor sports bar

    with a small dog under his arm. He says to the bartender.


    "Hey, can I leave my dog here while I go to the OSU - U of M game?"


    "A dog in my bar? No way."


    "But he's a special dog," the OSU fan says.

    "In what way?" The bartender asks.


    "Well," says the Buckeye, "he will watch the game on TV with you.

    When OSU scores, he will walk up and down the bar on his hind legs.
    When Michigan scores, he will walk up and down the bar on his front legs.
    When Ohio State wins, he will do back flips all the way down the bar and
    back."



    "Wow," the bartender says. "What does he do when Michigan wins?"

    "I don't know" says the Buckeye. "He's only seven years old."
     
  2. Motorcity Gator

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    Good one Don......that's a big OUCH!

    I'm sure Bobda hopes the joke is useless after this year.
     
  3. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Don is this you? :)
     
  4. Stu Ryckman

    Stu Ryckman Well-Known Member

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    Not very original...but a trip down memory lane;

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/d12fwGmRBJs" frameborder="0"></iframe>
     
  5. Stu Ryckman

    Stu Ryckman Well-Known Member

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3FPGK4hBpqw" frameborder="0"></iframe>
     
  6. BuckeyeT

    BuckeyeT Well-Known Member

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    Our friend up north can have the prizes for the childrens categories....we'll focus on the action/adventure genre..... 8)

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  7. BuckeyeT

    BuckeyeT Well-Known Member

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    Meanwhile, on in the mystery category.....I could have sworn this game was played at the Big House????? Wait, I do see a teeny tiny little section of maize way down in the corner.....well done Buckeye Nation! 8)

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  8. Bobdawolverweasel

    Bobdawolverweasel Well-Known Member

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    For those Buckeye Skyboxers looking for that great Black Friday gift at a deeply discounted price

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  9. Bobdawolverweasel

    Bobdawolverweasel Well-Known Member

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    The highwater mark for artistry in Ohio. Those living in other states might wonder why in holy hell would anybody want to have a tatoo permanently put on them that shows a human cornholing an animal but I guess Rick Santorum's worst fears are a reality in Buckeyenation.

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  10. Bobdawolverweasel

    Bobdawolverweasel Well-Known Member

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    But the carnal Brutus depcited in the last picture looks much different than the real life Brutus worn down by the this year's events:

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  11. BuckeyeT

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    ...and of course we offer the perennial best in category - musicals.....

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  12. BuckeyeT

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    Michigan Implements New STD Initiative

    From the University of Michigan:

    In an effort to stem the spread of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies, the University of Michigan has started a new condom distribution program. Free condoms will be available in all dormitories for students to take as needed. You can see an example of the free condom dispensers in the photo below.

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    Free Condom Dispenser at University of Michigan