My DEMISE!!

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  1. jif5

    jif5 Well-Known Member

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    Its not true!!! :twisted: I am here to tell you 1 (ONE) day to P & C !

    Thanks to Ricko and George for checking local burial grounds :!:
     
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  2. George Krebs

    George Krebs Well-Known Member

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    JIF does NOT sleep with the fishes!
     
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  3. gipper

    gipper Well-Known Member

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    I've heard that Rhode Island fish are somewhat selective as to whom they sleep with.
     
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  4. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    Jif, my man, I was worried that we'd have to hold up the start of baseball season for your funeral rites! :) Glad to see you are still with us.
     
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  5. jif5

    jif5 Well-Known Member

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    Im ready for some baseball! Hello to Gip Krebs Doc T. Been busy killing Deer on interstate 95...oh my poor Chrysler 300!! LOL
     
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  6. Bear Down Rick

    Bear Down Rick Well-Known Member

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    I knew Joel was okay when I couldn't contact him with my Ouija board. I did hear from a Grace Pelski, though. She said Joel was a nice boy.
     
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  7. George Krebs

    George Krebs Well-Known Member

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    Clean out all those deer for me before I head up that way again....
     
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  8. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    They have wild animals in the mini state? I would have figured the last one left in 1920. :)
     
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  9. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    I'd never heard of Grace Pelski, but figured she was somebody...just somebody I didn't know. Maybe a sommelier from R.I. that Rick knew. So I googled her....well Rick really did check the Obits!! :)
     
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  10. Gator Bill

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    I had the same experience about 4 years ago in Kentucky on the way back to North Carolina. #@$~@!!#$ Deer ran across 6 lanes of interstate and a big median and even though I saw him and was braking and swerving right he got me.

    Had to leave the car in Kentucky and go back and get in about two weeks later.

    Lots of deer here in NC also. In fact when I came back from bowling about a week ago there were about five of them in my front yard.
     
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  11. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

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    The Deer in the mini state must look like Dachshunds with long legs.
     
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  12. jif5

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    Indeed, bill....There were 4 of them loping across the interstate..they jumped over the center divider and went right in front of me. Unlike cats or dogs or squirells even, they dont stop for cars,,they keep going!. I had 2 seconds to react and was afraid to apply brakes because of trafic behind me. I was just afraid of the windshield( which came out ok). I would have to say we were EXTREMELY lucky no injuries.
     
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  13. Don Ballard

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    jif,

    Glad to hear you were not injured. Deers and vehicles can be very dangerous indeed. Where you see one deer, often times there are two or more nearby.

    Don
     
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