Based on my last 2 phone calls to the good Doctor, I'm reminded of that scene from Caddy Shack Jiffy....
Reading the exchange between Jiffy and HMHF conjured a vision of another Chevy Chase movie for me... <object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tBsIcRZBh3A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tBsIcRZBh3A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>
... and that reminded me of LArry the cable guy saying: That was the worst dentist he had ever visited.