heh,heh,heh... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It's payback time baby!! Colt McCoy has never beaten the Aggies, even though he is 30-7 as a starting QB at Texas. The last time he faced the Ag's in Austin he was carted off the field. I don't think that will happen again. With the Longhorns still in the thick of the NC race, I expect Mack to show no quarter to the Ags, I expect the Ags to put up a valiant fight, but they are just too thin to be competitive this year with the Longhorns. Colt McCoy Here's an article to buoy Scotts hope for the future. Mike Sherman will get it done
Why do Aggies hate M&Ms? They're too hard to peel. Two Aggies go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One Aggie turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other Aggie says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!" There was an Aggie that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An Aggie." The Aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie?" Did you hear about the aggie that got locked out of his car? He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out! Did you hear about the Aggie at the stop sign? Well, he's still there Two normal guys and an Aggie decide to go to the desert. They each bring one thing. The first guy brings water so they don't dehydrate. The second guy brings food so they don't starve to death. The Aggie says, "I brought a car door so if it gets hot, I can just roll down the window!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
An Aggie and Horn are walking down the beach one day, and simultaneously find an old lamp. When they pick it up, a genie pops out, and offers them both one wish for freeing him. The Horn immediately starts talking about how much he loves Austin, and wants it to stay as it is, so he wishes for a wall to be around the city to protect it from change. The Aggie thinks for a moment, and then asks the genie to tell him about the wall. "It's 100 feet tall, solid granite, completely surrounds the city, and nothing can get past it." After another moment of thought the Aggie makes his wish: "Fill it with water..." :twisted: