One for AJ...

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  1. Scott88

    Scott88 Well-Known Member

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    It's not sports related, but I don't know if he checks the other board...



    If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!

    A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min.'
    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.'
    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him of f the platform.
    The professor was out cold.
    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
    The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
     
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  2. Don Ballard

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    Scott,

    I liked that one! Thanks for posting. See, I do not miss all of them! :lol:

    Don
     
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  3. Scott88

    Scott88 Well-Known Member

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    OK Don, I've upgraded you to a Big10 LB!!
    8)
     
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    Just like the Jeffersons......Movin on up! :lol:

    Nice post Scott. I'd bet that was AJ.
     
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  5. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    LOL...that was great. :) Right in the class with Sids joke about the Joisey guys stealing the Pearly Gate!! :)
     
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    OOOOOOhhhhrrrraaaaahhhhhhhhhh......Take that HILL!!! KILLL KILLL KILLL!!!!

    GOD LOVES MARINES BECAUSE THEY KILL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT....

    (Kill 'em all....let GOD sort 'em out)

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Cause Napalm sticks to kids...Crispy little critters withat hell of a crunch...whip out my K-Bar and slice 'em for lunch...

    Marine Sniper platoon motto.....You can run, but you'll only die tired...

    Mama and Papa were lying in bed, momma rolled over and this is what she said....GIVE ME SOME...PT...GOOD FOR YOU...GOOD FOR ME!!

    MY GRANDADDY WAS A HORSE MARINE, HE ATE HIS STEAKS 8 INCHES THICK, PICKED HIS TEETH WITH A GUIDON STICK...
     
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