A news article tailor made for the Great Punster. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/2110071/Trouser-snake-man-I-thought-I-would-die.html?service=print
So he tells his buddy to go to town and bring the doctor back, which his buddy does. The doctor however tells him that he can't come right away and to make an x over each puncture of the snake bite and suck the venom out of the wound. He races back to the camp where his friend is and his friend seeing him without a dr asks him what did the doctor say??? His friend stammered for a second and said...You're going to die!