When Pelini takes a swim, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Pelinied. Bo Pelini doesn't read offenses. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Bo Pelini. Bo Pelini could kill Chuck Norris nine different ways with his headset and four different ways with his play chart. Bo Pelini sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Bo. Bo Pelini doesn't fart, he detonates Superman wears Bo Pelini pajamas to bed. Bo Pelini didn't hang the moon. He stared down an asteroid and it stopped in it's tracks. Bo Pelini's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Bo Pelini. Bo Pelini was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. Bo Pelini doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow. They say that Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Bo Pelini laughs at Superman for having a weakness. Bo Pelini's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Bo Pelini will not take sh*t from anyone Bo Pelini once partook in a ****ing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned. Bo Pelini can build a snowman out of rain. Bo Pelini's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ***. 6 years ago Bo Pelini decided to bottle and sell his own urine. We've come to know it as Red BO. When the 2003 Alamo Bowl was rebroadcast in France the French surrendered to Bo Pelini. Just to be safe. Bret Favre can throw a football over 50 years. Bo Pelini can throw Bret Favre even farther. Bo Pelini ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Bo Pelini, Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Bo Pelini. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. Bo Pelini once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Bo Pelini once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. Bo Pelini uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
Buckeye T, Just click on my avatar and make it yours! I think of you every time I fly back and forth to Hobe Sound, Fla. The planes always go right over Wilmington, NC both ways. You should run out and wave :lol:
Now wait a minute Huskerfan, all Gator fans know that Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas! :roll: :roll:
Bo Pelini was CU's first choice to replace Gary Barnett, but the staff parking area prohibited parking a dump truck in the coaches space. Bo declined as he never left his b@!!s at home.
Hey AJ...rumours are that if Miles goes to Michigan after the Nat'l Championship game that LSU is going to offer him double what he's making at Neb to jump ship and stay at LSU. Your Pal Terry 8)
The way my lucks been going lately (It's so bad that I could open a funeral parlor today and people would stop dying tomorrow) It wouldn't surprise me. That Miles thing is CFB's version of Watergate.
Damn I was hoping he'd comment on Les Miles to Michigan ..it won't go away!! BTW Has a Pellini coached team ever beaten a Mack Brown coached team?
OK he's 1 ahead of Uncle Frankie and Callahan! He gets his next shot in 2010 and 2011. I'd say sooner but unless Mack changes something we won't be in the B12 Championship game till Vince Youngs kid is the QB at Texas. :cry: