The UCLA Bruins are easily winning their tournament game at Pauley Pavillion tonight against Youngstown State; but tomorrow the nation's #2 ranked team will face their greatest challenge in school history. Tomorrow night they will face...for the first time ever...the Mighty Friggen Howlin Coyotes of Cal State San Bernardino! Owwwwwoooo! San Berdoo! San Berdoo! San Berdoo! Owwwoooooooo! My little alma mater, which is basically a wind break at the bottom of Cajon Pass with a huge basketball arena in the middle of it, defeated Weber State tonight and will play UCLA tomorrow. May God have mercy on the Bruins, for we will have none. The Inland Empire has waited for another chance at glory since Lyndon Johnson was an elevator operator at the Arrowhead Courthouse. We blew that one, but this time we're ready! Bring it on! ......OOOWWWwwwwooooooo! JO'Co
ha ha <r>you guys are dead.<br/> <br/> don't forget to grab your t-shirt on the way out<br/> <br/> <E></E></r>
8) A few minutes before game time now. John Wooden is in the house. They're pullin' out all the stops, because they're scared of us. You can almost cut the fear with a knife. #2 is going down! Owoooooooo....
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I can't believe we lost! We got hosed! The game was much closer than the score indicated! The referees were cheating! I swear that I saw those winos at the migrant camp this morning! Somebody gave them $5 bucks and some zebra shirts and there they were at Pauley Pavillion cheating for the Bruins! What a load of babysh!t, yellow, crap. We had the best uniforms, the prettiest cheerleaders and God was on our side. How could we lose to a buncha buck-toothed, whiney thumbsuckers like that? I wanna rematch!
Corey..... <t>The UCLA girl is something. See here numerous times the last couple years. Think she draws so stares out there?</t>