I am in the process of transfering to my company's Milwaukee office. When I arrived back home yesterday, my wife handed me a mysterious package send from a UPS location in Ontario, California. The package was addressed to Bobdawolverweasel listing my home address. The UPS guy had asked my wife, in all seriousness, whether our surname was really "Wolverweasel". The package contained potion bottles of "Tragic Magic Worm Slime" and "Rat Scat and Whisker Sauce". Also included in this package was a wooden sealed box with a glass cover containg a voodoo doll. Placed over the doll was a cut-out of picture Chad Heene with an actual pin sticking through his shoulder. Other contents include a voodoo workbook, a skelatal figurine screaming in agony, and some unidentified object that looks somewhat like a salt shaker. I had arrived home late, and my wife was making chili for me. As I looked over the contents of this package, my wife was carrying a bowl of sour cream sauce which she dropped causing the bowl to shatter and sour cream to splatter over Lloyd who was sitting next to me waiting to share my dinner. Can you say, bad omen? Can you say, Canine Post Traumatic Stress Disorder? The assault did not spoil Lloyd's appetite as he ate most of the chili intended for me but he did not seem to enjoy eating as much as usual. I think he was really shook up by the evil karma. I was too shaken to eat very much, went quickly to bed, and had a fitful night's sleep, plagued by recurrent dreams of the Lake Express Muskegon to Milwaukee ferry sinking with me on board. Jo Co has gotten his revenge, in spades. Needless to say, all participants in the SB contest would be well advised to pick ND as one of their top choices this week.I see no hope to counter the evil spirits, sent from Californina, designed to psychologically destroy the Michigan Wolverines, me, and my beloved dog, Lloyd. I suspect Jo Co did not intend any harm for Anne. I fear my naming my dog Lloyd unwittingly resulted in the sweet and noble pooch being a target of this black magic delivered by UPS. I cannot forgive myself for this.
Yes. I am transferring to our legal office in Brookfield effective 9/24. I'll probably have to change by screen name to Bobdabadger.
. <t>Brookfield is one of my favorite communities in the upper midwest. I think you will like it fine there Bobda.<br/> <br/> Good recruiting area too.</t>
Bobda, If you're not already familiar with Sprecher Brewing Company, you should check it out. Very good beer and soda.
Bobda, Bet of luck on your change of venue and I hope things work out well for you and the family. Don
Geez, Michigan continues to lose our best and our brightest. I always thought that I could get together with Bob at Tosti's someday. Good Luck to ya, Bob.
Thanks for sharing the story Bobda and I hope things go well for you in Milwaukee. Changing your name to Bobdabadger might be a bit extreme, that is unless it's part of the job package! :twisted: :twisted:
I actually began making up Bobda's "CARE" package during the App State-Michigan game and finished it a week later during the Michigan-Oregon game. I was quite pleased with meself, until I realized that during the two weeks that I was was engaged with this project, the Irish hadn't won any games either. I sent it off with a sense of relief; happy to get it the hell outta here...
Next year, I go the full Monty. I sacrifice a live chicken, while stripping at the Villa A'Go-Go on Holt Blvd downtown...