Update: Vast Rightwing Conspiracy

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  1. JO'Co

    JO'Co Well-Known Member

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    Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

    Minorities Hit Hardest

    by Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06 8)

    As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow
    continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who
    could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial
    supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to
    surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.

    "Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out
    to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his
    living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be
    spending it here on me?"
    Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the
    timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick
    into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?"
    wrote one blogger.

    Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.
    Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new
    medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting
    activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random
    choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing
    snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I
    have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except
    for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and
    the President and Congress knows that."

    Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are
    mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered
    underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the
    Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.

    Or something like that.

    More breaking news...... Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why
    snow is ALWAYS white.

    Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many
    SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?

    I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm.
    THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to
    fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and
    the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate
    needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.

    I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of
    her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy
    baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the
    nearly frozen teen-aged girls.
     
  2. Stu Ryckman

    Stu Ryckman Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure Wal-Mart is to blame for this somehow, too.

    stu