Joel, I know how you feel. Look at the positive side. You have gotten to experience several times the excitement I'm feeling for the first time in anticipation of the Super Bowl itself and not just the commercials. :lol:
One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a > Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston While crossing a narrow > bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. > > The Yankees fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. > He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" > Likewise, the Red Sox fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too > feeling fortunate to have survived. > > The Red Sox fan walks over to the Yankees fan and says, "Hey, man, I > think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and > live as friends instead of being rivals." > > The Yankees fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're > absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if > something else survived the wreck." > > The Yankees fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged > bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Red Sox fan, "I think this is > another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Red Sox > fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the > bottle, he hands it back to the Yankees fan and says, "Your turn!" > > The Yankees fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the > rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I > think I'll just wait for the cops to show up.
Funny, George. I like those "insert-name-here" jokes that work for any rivalry. I think I'll use it on my brother who is a Bears fan and insert Colts for Yankees, Bears for Red Sox. Do I owe you any royalties?