Stupid and some what funny list. I found this one funny....Kes maybe not so much. Franklin Pierce. A "popular and outgoing" man with dismal luck, a ferocious drinking problem, and a scanty resume. WAZZU Also others for Skyboxers. Abraham Lincoln. Perhaps our greatest President, savior of the Union, and dead. NOTRE DAME Grover Cleveland. Big, unremarkably remarkable, forceful, and suffered horrendous defeat before reclaiming the title out of sheer will and tenacity. Once wrote: "sensible and responsible women do not want to vote" in an article in Ladies Home Journal, which is really the most Michigan Mansplaining thing to do ever. MICHIGAN Theodore Roosevelt. A raging, half-mad, football-obsessed egomaniac obsessed with war, shooting people, being shot, killing animals, punching people, being punched, and generally proving himself to be the baddest man in the room despite being born into every advantage on the planet in his chosen sphere. Counted more territories as his than he actually had. ALABAMA Woodrow Wilson. Made up nonsensical garbage conferences to serve his own needs. TEXAS Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Won multiple titles; waged war in three directions; not afraid to try to pack a few courts to get what he wanted. MIAMI Richard Nixon. A vacated title, you say? USC http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/2/16/8046589/the-presidents-assigned-to-their-proper-schools
This is what happens in the off-season when Spencer has too much time on his hands. This is fantastic. Best of all, it's really hard to refute the reasoning. -Thomas Jefferson. Bought Louisiana, had zero scruples, drank hard, and invented the disgraceful sex scandal. LSU -Andrew Jackson. Completely insane. Noted for exaggerated sense of hurt feelings versus imagined, fantastical notion of honor. Played weak schedule versus outnumbered opponents. Didn't graduate high school. Wildly successful and generally reviled. FLORIDA STATE -Ulysses S. Grant. Spectacularly corrupt, wildly popular, prone to drinking, and known mostly for being good at something else entirely. KENTUCKY