NAME THAT STROKE

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  1. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

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    Some golf terms to use when you're out on the course...

    A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

    A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

    A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

    A 'Teddy Kennedy' - didn't quite make it over the water.

    A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

    An 'O.J.'- got away with one.

    A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

    A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.

    A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

    A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.

    A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.

    A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way to the left and out of bounds.

    A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.

    A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.

    A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.

    A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.

    A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.

    A `Tiger Woods' - Oops, Wrong Hole
     
  2. mrsjoco

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    :D Oh AJ there you are !
     
  3. Terry O'Keefe

    Terry O'Keefe Well-Known Member Administrator

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    AJ...we have a Pirate problem!!!
     
  4. George Krebs

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    How about "Marching" golf.

    Left - Right - Left - Right
     
  5. Scott88

    Scott88 Well-Known Member

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    A Brazilian...

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Love it!
    :p
     
  6. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

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    2.0 games behind Doc....I'm not even worried......get the Rum......
     
  7. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

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    Dolly Parton putt.....used all the cup.
     
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    Stu Ryckman Well-Known Member

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    Linda Ronstadt....Blew by You.
     
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    LOL! You guys are too much. :lol:
     
  10. HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN

    HUSKERMAN-HUSKERFAN Well-Known Member

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    You should be feeling better now Doc....it's down to 1.0 now.... :D